Grant Wistrom's a Dick!

The two cooks are out at a batchelor party this weekend so there will be no new updates until at least Monday.

I thought I would share a personal batchelor party anecdote in remembrance. As a younger man in college in St. Louis I happened upon Grant Wistrom's batchelor party that ended at a local watering hole called Humphrey's. Grant was there with Kyle Turley and some other players whose names are escaping me at this moment. Anyway, after a few diet cokes I decided I was going to talk to good ole' boy Grant Wistrom. This happened to be a few weeks after the team that shall remain nameless defeated the Seattle Seahawks of whom Grant played for in the Super Bowl. So I say "Hey Grant, I want to let you know that guys were robbed in the Super Bowl but none of it would have mattered if Kimo didn't shred Carson's knee." He replied, "Man, fuck the Cincinnati Bengals." I did not take that comment well and said, "You know what Grant, Fuck You." Immediately after uttering the words, I took a few steps back and showed myself to the door. I quickly called Lippincott's shorts and informed him that I would be starting a blog. It took a while, but here we are.